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Would Brahms read palms
Would Handel cause a scandal
Would Mozart race a go-kart
Would Tchaikovsky ride a jet ski
Would Strauss rock the house
Would Stravinsky still be into whiskey
Would Schubert like a bear called Rupert
Would Shostakovich boss the clove hitch
Would Beethoven leave the gate open
Would Rachmaninoff snack on Bake Off
Would Liszt stick or twist
Would Bach be up for a lark
Would Haydn vote Joe Biden
Would Grieg like rugby league
Would Holst drink Grolsch
Would Wagner be a gardener
Would Chopin get a glow tan
Would Verdi play the hurdy gurdy
Would Mahler dig Tame Impala
Would Puccini sport a beanie
Would Sibelius have an alias
Would Debussy dance the watusi
Would Ravel like Adele
Would Vivaldi shop at Aldi
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